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    S31E08: Wentworth. Will Not Count.

    Welcome back for episode 8 of Survivor: Cambodia, You Call, We Haul! A 1-in-3 chance of instant contestant death does not pan out, resulting in the instant contestant death of one Andrew Savage the… pride(?) of San Jose. A particularly good fantasy week results in Andy being tied for last place instead of horrifically far […] More

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    S31E07 Is Joe Nightwing?

    Not going to lie, we spent a lot of time talking about Star Wars this time around… But we spent more time talking about the merge and its effects on the game, so we’re cool, I promise. Kass’ game is discussed, alongside Ciera’s remarkable ability to throw herself under the bus. And if you were […] More

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    New Tribes: Suck It!

    Another tribal shuffle! Body oil! Blindsides! Buzzwords! Relatively few audio issues! These things and more are chewed up, digested, and regurgitated like so much of Kass’ balut as we discuss episode six of Survivor: Cambodia. Join us on a mystical, erotic adventure to a faraway land! More

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    In Which We Accidentally Insult Ohio

    Social Media plays a fast one on us, making us think it was Spencer’s time to go–only to be blindsided when three members of Bayon directly say to the camera “That’s not happening, this is what is happening instead.” So we say goodbye to the actual person who was voted out this week. The person […] More

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    Zero Points From Jeff

    Amidst still yet even more Abi-Marie-inspired drama, we look for nuggets of ANYTHING ELSE to talk about. Seriously, this is the plotline that will not die. Somehow we are all living in a world where Abi-Marie has controlled the fate of the last three players to be voted out, and that just seems fundamentally, cosmically […] More

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    Not a Lot of Drama, Just a Lot of Stupid.

    After a potentially game-changing tribal shake-up, the Survivor: Cambodia remains largely unchanged. Three new tribes results in the same fights being rehashed, leading us to say goodbye to Survivor’s most forgettable also-ran. We discuss who the move benefited and who it hindered–spoiler alert, it certainly didn’t help Peih-Gee or Abi-Maria. More

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    Getting to Know People is Over-rated.

    The Survivor gods give with one hand and take with the other. We lament the loss of podcast favorite, Shirin, and celebrate having a new, non-MSPaint logo. Joe continues to be awesome, Jeff continues to be slippery, and Abi-Maria blows up not once but twice. We discuss all these goings-on and look forward to next […] More

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    S30E01: Everybody Hates Vytas

    Survivor: Cambodia is finally underway and we remember why we didn’t like some of these people very much the first time around… Twenty people have entered the Thunderdome of this season and the creepiest is the first to go. Somehow none of us are surprised. Also, always remember: Spiders are magical. More